How many Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Called out to do a favour for a parishioner, last night. Light bulbs blown and she was unable to get up to the light fitting to replace them; all the sort of thing that you get taught at Bible College. Still, so easy that even a Baptist Pastor could fix it.
As I left she thanked me and joked, "Let there be light". Then she stopped and looked genuinely puzzled. "Now who was it who said that?", she asked.
I'm a middle aged man, a Baptist Minister, and more to the point an evangelical Christian. I have a great family, the best wife, an interest in music (mainly the sort of things that a middle aged man should like) and media in general. I like my sport and hardly ever play any. Will watch Test matches very happily and have a love of football, Exeter City are my club of choice.